Hi, I'm sure you want to hear about my qualifications (such as I'm a rising junior at Johns Hopkins University studying art history, film, media studies, and marketing and that I'm on the Dean's List with a gpa of 3.6), but honestly, that's the boring stuff. You need a content writer? Good thing I can write. You need a marketer? Look at how great I'm marketing myself right now! You don't need to know my whole life story in this short little summary; all you need to know is that I can not only get your job done, but get it done well and in a timely manner.