I don't know who you are yet, but I do have a good idea about what you want. If you're looking for a VA or a Customer Support Specialist, I can tell you I have the skills... A very particular set of skills that I've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream come true for people like you. If you don't hire me now, this will be the end of it - I will not look for you, and I will not bother you. But if you do hire me, I will commit myself to you, and I will exceed all your expectations. -Matthew Stevens from the movie 'Hire Me Now'