If you connected the dots with my resume, you'd end up with an image similar to an angry tornado. Due to said tornado, I have many voices. I'm the buttoned up corporate Lexus and the scarf-wearing hipster barista. I'm your PR girl, blogger and non-profit do gooder. I'm your SEO hero, tagline genius and sales brochure poet. I'm the feel good family man, marathon runner and night club frat boy.And I'm for hire. Lucky you.