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comedy and make readers pee from laughs

$15/hr Starting at $25

Hey ya My loved CUSTOMER, I know you are not searching for this in fact, and it's true you are searching for the only ONE who will give you a "coup de foudre" (love at first sight) as a Frenchman would say... anyway, I'm translating this because I'm afraid to do a French humor because maybe someone will get pissed off, like they did with "CHARLY". So... here we are. You are searching for someone who will make your readers of the story, you are searching for, to have a pee from the laughs... Well, mate, you have to make them drink beers so their stuffs won't resist from the liquids. Are you seriously still reading all these bullshits and you're not ordering or showing me your project? Don't forget: "A well paid work is more creative than a 5 bucks order so, empty your pockets with me to have fuller pockets tomorrow."

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Hey ya My loved CUSTOMER, I know you are not searching for this in fact, and it's true you are searching for the only ONE who will give you a "coup de foudre" (love at first sight) as a Frenchman would say... anyway, I'm translating this because I'm afraid to do a French humor because maybe someone will get pissed off, like they did with "CHARLY". So... here we are. You are searching for someone who will make your readers of the story, you are searching for, to have a pee from the laughs... Well, mate, you have to make them drink beers so their stuffs won't resist from the liquids. Are you seriously still reading all these bullshits and you're not ordering or showing me your project? Don't forget: "A well paid work is more creative than a 5 bucks order so, empty your pockets with me to have fuller pockets tomorrow."

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Child Book WritingCopywritingCreative WritingHumor WritingWriting

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