Do you need to translate chunks of diabolical terminology into delicious tidbits of reading treats? If that's the case, I'm on it! Taking grotesguely crude and circuitous meaningless sentences that seem to go nowhere that permeate our culture and snapping them into cheery pops of word bliss to brighten your day is what I do. When we are constantly assaulted with phones, television, internet, radio, interruptions and the daily grind, giving a spoon-fed message is a public service to keep their sanity. Basically it's like saving lives through one ad at a time.