You have a pain - You can't find a copywriter who converts.
'Im here to be your Icy Hot. Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away.
I Inow how to (and do) convert. It's simple, but no one will do the dirty work.
What's the dirty work?
Well, I'm essentially a proctologist. Your customers have a pain in their butt, and it's my job to find it, and the remedy?
Aprescription to your product or service.
Okay, stop thinking about butts for a second.
What I do is stalk your customers like your crazy stalker ex -- on forums, social media, Youtube comments, and Amazon product reviews. I study them, I learn about them, AND THEN I BLAST ALL THEIR DIRT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
Okay, I'll skip that last bit.
But I will find their pains, and I will position YOUR product or service as the Icy Hot to THEIR pains.
If you want inspiring, attention-grabbing sales copy that ENGAGES and SELLS...
..I'm your ola. I'm the one.
And I'm your stalker proctologist. Tell all your friends.
Message me now for an exam -- oops I mean consultation.