If what you are after is a laid back, naturally flowing article for your website, an honest review or a creative story you need an Australian. This Australian to be exact. I can write your content in my undefinable style of writing, is it dry, is it satirical, I couldn't really say. But what I can say is that I like to arrange words in a way that is unique, yet familiar. Bold, yet casual. Dramatic, yet stylish. All while trying desperately hard to not appear as though I'm trying too hard. A style all my own. Dave Brotherige - I write things down.