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You should never toss a rock in the direction of someone else unless you intend to hurt them. How do I know? My little brother would tell you my toss was intentional. He would only be partially correct. It was simply a matter of barriers that caused the rock to hit him in the head. He was the barrier. In the mind of a 7-year-old, rocks must be washed off before their value can be determined. When a 2-year-old brother becomes a physical barrier to the handy mud-puddle . . . the kid gets a bump in his head. Thankfully he still lives today and no longer holds it against me! You undoubtedly have projects that cry out for that human touch. A bit of humor and a bit of drama. All in the right places.

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You should never toss a rock in the direction of someone else unless you intend to hurt them. How do I know? My little brother would tell you my toss was intentional. He would only be partially correct. It was simply a matter of barriers that caused the rock to hit him in the head. He was the barrier. In the mind of a 7-year-old, rocks must be washed off before their value can be determined. When a 2-year-old brother becomes a physical barrier to the handy mud-puddle . . . the kid gets a bump in his head. Thankfully he still lives today and no longer holds it against me! You undoubtedly have projects that cry out for that human touch. A bit of humor and a bit of drama. All in the right places.

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