Hey Boss.

Need something done quietly and privately?

Or is there a sensitive issue you'd like to discuss?

I've always been naturally curious about the world around me...I love exploring the unusual and investigating the unknown. I consider myself an intellectual with an inquisitive mind and a strong sense of discretion. Decades in a customer-facing industry has led me to develop a particular interest in handling privileged information and unique tasks. Let's navigate your most ineffably complex situations together. I thrive in environments that require a blend of investigative skills, problem-solving abilities, and a commitment to confidentiality.

Look...let's just cut the bot-talk, yeah?

I know sometimes it's hard to describe what you need. You might even just want a stranger to take care of something that skirts the edges of propriety in your sector or personal life. I get it. I was a bartender for two decades - and with patrons and bosses alike, i learned that confidentiality and discretion are well-rewarded, but hard to find.

I am telling you that if I can't personally handle your incidentals, I can outsource for you anonymously. 

I am that guy that knows a guy. 

Just let me know what you need, and I'll show you how I can help. 😉