I'm nitty and gritty and don't sugar coat anything. My writing is filled with dark, dirty, and blue humor. I can do anything from satire to deadpan, puns to non sequitur and nearly any other type of joke you can think of. I have too many interests to keep track of but if i had to boil it down, I'd say my areas of expertise are critical thinking, philosophy (moral dilemmas and controversial subjects particularly), and comedy. I'm a huge critic but I don't let anything that I might be too critical about bother me. I'm pretty carefree and can be very professional if you give me the chance but I love more than anything to shock-and-awe an audience. Hire me on those grounds and I'll never disappoint.