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Greeting Card Illustration

$8/hr Starting at $25

Highlights? A highlight is a reflection in a painting. My illustrations are reflections of the writers and editors who created the literature which empowers them. For a list of those fine folks, please see my resume page. My best-known work appears in the 22-book series- The Worst-Case Scenario ® guides. Some of which have hit #1 on the NY Times bestseller list. (bugle blows here.) My least-known work was an illustration of dog manure on a golf course. The publisher said it looked very real, but who wants to be known for drawing great sh_t? I'm also a cartoonist who started out by drawing cartoons on the blank pages in the front of books. Now my cartoons and art appears in the books. I prefer it that way because it pays better. Awards: Even though I've never entered my art in any contests, I won a couple. Two of my clients entered my work and I won on both counts. I also have the keys to dozens of cities. I must have, because I can get into all of them. I have 23 ye

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Highlights? A highlight is a reflection in a painting. My illustrations are reflections of the writers and editors who created the literature which empowers them. For a list of those fine folks, please see my resume page. My best-known work appears in the 22-book series- The Worst-Case Scenario ® guides. Some of which have hit #1 on the NY Times bestseller list. (bugle blows here.) My least-known work was an illustration of dog manure on a golf course. The publisher said it looked very real, but who wants to be known for drawing great sh_t? I'm also a cartoonist who started out by drawing cartoons on the blank pages in the front of books. Now my cartoons and art appears in the books. I prefer it that way because it pays better. Awards: Even though I've never entered my art in any contests, I won a couple. Two of my clients entered my work and I won on both counts. I also have the keys to dozens of cities. I must have, because I can get into all of them. I have 23 ye

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