Nobody comes up with the ideas that I do. My perspective comes from a different shade of gray matter...or else maybe just showing that a few too many gray cells are missing. I come with no agenda, although I consider myself a Marxist of the Groucho perusasion. I can offer up slices of wry bread buttered with good clean fun. I'm no Thomas Edison, but I'm just one of those people who can just come up instantly with ideas. I just look at something, and they just come bursting out of my brain. My writing has been in major newspapers, and my non-writing background has helped enhance that skill set: consumer research, promotion, publicity, marketing and brand awareness. With my way with words, I can create clever yet convincing copy- just call me fun and functional. Or you could just find out more about what I can do for you by calling me.