So have you ever wanted someone that can make anything satirical? Of course you have! Well I specialize in just that! Humour is a quick and easy way to make any article, novel or book seem eye catching, intriguing and original! And by humour I do not mean that I will shove a poorly placed gimmick or pun right into someones mouth, my type of humour is quite exclusive, but extremely effective. Instead of using bland generally monotonous language I portray humour to the user using eccentricity, lined with subtle hints, a dash of colloquial language and maybe the occasional well placed pun. So I digress, if you want a writer that is interesting, original and eccentric then I am your guy! However, I will not finish at that. Personally I am good at writing emotive pieces, with relatively good punctuation and exceptional grammar, (or so I like to think) I can write in a large variety of genres, which include horror, action, sci-fi, fiction, non-fiction, humour, etc. I can be extremely dramatic, or extremely emotive, it just depends on the situation. I would say that I am an extremely creative writer, ideas simply flow into my head at the speed of light, hundreds, thousands probably millions, but yet again I deviate. If you want an all around creative writer, that can come up with thousands of ideas in a heartbeat then I am the writer you are looking for...