Can I ask you something? Why do you think most people are scared of being a giraffe in a line of hippos? (Or being a marker in a crayon box…) Why are most people PETRIFIED of reminding readers that the site they're reading has a pulse. A breath. A LIFE! Hi, I’m Jacob David. Can you help me figure out why most writers, whose very nature is to keep audiences engaged, enthralled, and excciiitted… …Are the exact writers who remind you of instruction manuals? “Jacob has a great sense of humour in his writing.” – Faten H. Writers should unveil the possibilities of secret worlds, previously hidden from your readers who are stuck on the other side of the screen. (Everybody loves being in the loop – discovering new things. It’s our constant HUNGER for more, more, MORE!) The way I see it, most people are stuck in a mental traffic jam. What separates your site from the countless others out there is… What? NEW content! Are you telling me that you don’t want someone (whose 10-year obsession with bombastically writing creative literature that entertains)... ... to quip a crafty phrase that pulls, excites, and CEMENTS butts in seats (or devices in hands)… with a flick of the masterful baton wand? C'MON, man! Are you telling me that? Readers stay on sites because of what they offer! You entertain them and indulge their need for knowledge and new insights, you have a lifetime reader. I’ll tell you something – I shouldn’t tell you this, since it’ll hurt my chances of working with you, but it’s something important… something you need to know, or our relationship will suffer: my writing *might* not be for you. “Jacob, has an upbeat, creative style and is a pleasure to communicate with.” – Helen R. If you want stuffy, things that reads like a bunch of scholars are patting each other on the back... or was written by someone whose job is to