I can proof-read essays, or make you one, and upon buying my services I will give you a professional job resume for free, as a thank you. I also majored in English, though I do guess that's not very believable
However, I do not wish to overcharge you over something as little as needing more assurance of the work of your composition.
I am VERY flexible with the time you need the job finished.
Thus I charge $10 for every composition I proof-read/or write, thank you for your time.