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San Francisco AD-COPY, KEY WORD GOD

$40/hr Starting at $500

I can post craigslist and eBay ads that are believable and generate thousands of responses! Where others have failed you, I am you guy! I am 42, a San Francisco native and I have been selling misc. stuff from homes to diamond rings to firearms to mickey mouse toys to video games since 1998! I have no experience with advanced codes or anything but I can cut, copy and paste anything you want. I am a good worker and I can write better than almost anyone out there. I can do grant proposals, I can do daily ads with new copy, I can target specific markets and get results. I am not a wizard but I am as close to one as the God of sales ever made. I will work freelance doing anything if the price is right and I am sure I can find a market for anything you have to sell that has a purpose. I am not experienced in arts and crafts or art or anything like that and I will not sell insurance or plans. I will do ANYTHING legal or otherwise if I am paid well enough! I will accept payment in paypal, checks or cash with an upfront deposit of $50 to discuss the work you have for me. I can drive a ton of traffic your way and I am used to listing up to 300 products per day all with unique and unrelated characteristics. I can do whatever needs done. I will also do things like register your business here or in Nevada where there are better tax benefits. I can set up corporations for $500-$1000.. I have dabbled in just about everything and I have never failed(so far) at anything. I can even find you a spouse if you need one....so let me know what I can do for you, pay me for an time-limit-free consultation ($50 via paypal) and let's get to it! I can even find people to do data entry cheaply that you won't have to pay benefits to........ I am the answer you have been looking for! Shoot me an email and I will considerately respond ASAP! Thanks for your time!

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I can post craigslist and eBay ads that are believable and generate thousands of responses! Where others have failed you, I am you guy! I am 42, a San Francisco native and I have been selling misc. stuff from homes to diamond rings to firearms to mickey mouse toys to video games since 1998! I have no experience with advanced codes or anything but I can cut, copy and paste anything you want. I am a good worker and I can write better than almost anyone out there. I can do grant proposals, I can do daily ads with new copy, I can target specific markets and get results. I am not a wizard but I am as close to one as the God of sales ever made. I will work freelance doing anything if the price is right and I am sure I can find a market for anything you have to sell that has a purpose. I am not experienced in arts and crafts or art or anything like that and I will not sell insurance or plans. I will do ANYTHING legal or otherwise if I am paid well enough! I will accept payment in paypal, checks or cash with an upfront deposit of $50 to discuss the work you have for me. I can drive a ton of traffic your way and I am used to listing up to 300 products per day all with unique and unrelated characteristics. I can do whatever needs done. I will also do things like register your business here or in Nevada where there are better tax benefits. I can set up corporations for $500-$1000.. I have dabbled in just about everything and I have never failed(so far) at anything. I can even find you a spouse if you need one....so let me know what I can do for you, pay me for an time-limit-free consultation ($50 via paypal) and let's get to it! I can even find people to do data entry cheaply that you won't have to pay benefits to........ I am the answer you have been looking for! Shoot me an email and I will considerately respond ASAP! Thanks for your time!

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AdvertisingArtistBenefits AdministrationConsultantCopy and PasteCraigslist PostingData ManagementeBay SalesEmail ServicesEnglish LanguageGamingGrant WritingInsurance ConsultingLead GenerationLegal AdviceLikesMicrosoft WordPayment Gateway IntegrationSalesTax ServicesVideosWriting

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