I have: * Charmed requirements out of the surliest accountants* Created a touch screen upsell application* Created web sites for teachers, elementary schools, local bands, an historical recreation society and my house* Developed curriculum for project management, business analysis and specific applications * Co-managed the installation of a biometric access system* Taught a web site class to local sixth graders and found a few that knew more than I did* Acted as pro bono production manager for the regional ballet company* Created a software development company * Served on the board of APICS* Designed ticket layouts for a major theme park* Migrated from a Novell system to a Windows Server System and configured fail over for a Pervasive SQL database* Designed an B2C email management system* Designed an e-ticketing system* Mapped the complex, and often contradictory, processes of trade spend management* Co-designed and implemented an ERP system for a regional theatre company, pro bono