I am a stay at home mom who loves to write witty things that make people smile. I spent more than 10 years working twice the amount of jobs as a "normal" person would. So I reinvented the word normal. I have held the title of chauffeur, cook, daycare worker, personal assistant, motivational speaker, party organizer, builder, problem solver, wound healer, welder(yes welder, stick tig and mig) and I have also been a first year electricians apprentice.