Witty Writing. Brainy Branding. Money Marketing
Nearly a decade of full-time freelance writing experience. Services include Ghostwriting, branding, SEO copywriting, web content, brochure writing, script writing, editing/proofreading, and sales content.
The world is filled with cheesy, carbon-copy content. You see it everywhere -- tag lines, brochures, scripts, books. I'm not that kind of writer. While every other writer is trying to play it safe by creating cookie-cutter mom n' pop copy that tastes like vanilla, sounds like elevator music, and reads like a shoe salesman's obituary, my goal is to upset the flow.
I'm like a literary chef -- you've no doubt heard of the dishes I cook, but with just the right amount of spice and a dash of secret sauce, it's going to taste like something you've never experienced before. This allows me to appeal to a large and diverse group of audiences over a variety of industries and platforms with the content people expect, but with that extra kick that sets it apart and gets results.
Work Terms
Writing time is expeditious.
New clients require 50% down as retainer (fully released) before commencement of work.
Final 50% payment due upon thumbs-up acceptance.
Payment terms are negotiable within reason.
Ongoing clients may work out alternative terms after a rapport is developed.
Communication through Guru workroom from project start to finish is preferred.