Painting monsters

Have you ever had an idea so great it could make you crap you pants in excitement? That's gross. I've only had that happen once. It was a cloudy day I remember. Much like whatever cloudy day has been most recent for you. It was from that point on I knew I had to do two things.

1. Change my pants.
2. Paint things for you.

And so here we are. Today. I have done one of those two things. Lets complete that list ASAP.
I'm not going to trick you with words why I am the best person for your project. I hate how self important people try to make their bio sound. Mine always look fake and cheesy. So I'll let my work speak for itself. Check it out

Or you can message me directly and I'll send you a small sample of images I've created.

If you like my work and think I can match what you're looking for drop me a line.

What are you waiting for?

Work Terms

I'm about as easy of a person to work with as you can want to work with. You tell me how you want to communicate and when, and watch as I make it work. You want to call? Boom, Here's my number. You like Skype? Perfect, IM? I've got one of those too. Just give me your screen name and preferred service and be amazed at how fast my nimble fingers can type things like "lol" or "brb". Or maybe you want to do... Snail mail? Uh... OK I guess. Won't be very fast but I won't judge you, grandpa.

I do enjoy being able to eat, and being able to pay my power bill is one of those pesky obligations in my life. So I don't work for "a great opportunity for exposure", "experience", or "portfolio pieces". I have all of that. If I wanted more I would do my own projects; sorry. I like using Guru safe pay. We can discus the best way to go about this after you tell me how much you want me and we agree on a price. This is done at the hotel. NO COPS. If I ask you if you're a cop, you have to tell me.