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Skills

  • Photography
  • Editing
  • Artist
  • Copy and Paste
  • Book Layout Design
  • Branding
  • Copyediting
  • Copywriting
  • Creative
  • Layout Design
  • Logo Design
  • Magazine Design
  • Magazine Layout
  • Marketing
  • Mobile Web Design

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Services

  • Creating Advertisements

    $20/hr Starting at $200 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

    Providing you submit the artwork and brief me regarding your goal, I can write you catching copy to ensure your product sells.

    ArtistBrandingCopy and PasteCopyeditingCopywriting
  • Annual Reports

    $20/hr Starting at $200 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

    Provide me with your artwork and copy, I will transform it into a professional looking report. I will provide you with a print ready file (pdf) which you can take to your printer.

    ArtistBook Layout DesignBrandingCopy and PasteCopyediting

About

I am not a professor of language: I am a practitioner, concerned with its technique.

But I do have an axe to grind: how well can one write with our hopelessly inadequate alphabet devised centuries before the English language existed to record another and very different language. It is reduced to absurdity by a foolish orthography based on the notion that the business of spelling is to represent the origin and history of a word instead of its sound and meaning. Thus, when I was, as a kid, bidden to spell ”debt” and I spelled it very properly, d-e-t, I was spanked for not spelling it with a b because Julius Ceasar spelled the Latin word for it with a b. useless grammar is a devastating plague. What is wrong with ”Sorry, no can”? Instead, you want, ”I regret that I shall be unable to comply with your request”.

Work Terms

My hours I can work are flexible because of the difference in time zones. I prefer to use Paypal.