Hi. How are you? It’s nice you’re wasting your time reading this sentence. And this one, by the way. I’m João, a person. I guess you’re too or just one of those skilled cats on Youtube. I’m a creative and I’m from Oporto. Last year, I moved to Lisbon to work in FCB Lisboa. This year, I moved to England. I guess next year, I’ll move to another continent. And two years from now, I’ll be living in one of those Kepler’s planets. One of my hobbies is to write comedy. I’ve been doing it since I was 18 and you can see by now that I must be hilarious in Portuguese.