Freelancer copy writer/translator for hire.

Translator/Copywriter

.....attempt no. 34098........

"Dear Reader, your indecision, feet-dragging and general vagueness often make for the most beautiful of creative outcomes.
No, you are not going to hell! I consider you a heaven-sent!"

(Sarcasm is my business attire.)

....Let me start over from scratch and introduce myself:

My name is Linda, I'm approaching 30 at way too fast a pace, and I'll be damned if I let younger competitors steal my thunder.

Do you even have any inkling as to how long it took for me to catch some?

Lightning in a bottle is one thing... try catching a sound from in between the dark, grey clouds while the heavens crack and break.

Stealing from the Gods, while you're ascending into hell.

If you're interested in more, I believe you already found me.

Words don't come cheap. And they shouldn't either.

They are precious.

Like one single burst of light in a grey-rain downpour as you are about to open a jar...

Looking forward to your work proposals.

Work Terms

Happy to be approached with any offer that includes words!
(So no cartoon proposals! ;-))