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Skills

  • Editing
  • Screenwriting

Services

  • Ghostwriter

    $30/hr Starting at $30 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

    I got my MFA from UC Irvine. I'm an award winning writer, both fiction and non-fiction. I make your stuff sound cool. I'm known for an edgy voice and cryptic situations.

  • Script Doctor

    $75/hr Starting at $25 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

    I'm pretty good at format and fixing plot lines and FANTASTIC and character development and dialogue. How are you good? Just look!

    EditingScreenwriting

About

I'm good at making you sound smarter, cooler, better.

I'm a writer and a filmmaker. I was born to some cool parents that were in a cult, then dealt oriental rugs to the Hollywood elite. I've been surrounded by famous people and whores for most of my life. What else? My dad was in an institution when I was five and it left me confused and tragic. I became a writer, because I found that telling my stories always left out the weird details that made it interesting. On paper, though, I can do that. I've won some cool awards and feel happiest when I'm writing. I do need to make money and feel my purpose out in th world and that brought me to you.

Work Terms

I like to work 9-5 M-F, but I'm open if you have a rush call. I like to be paid as I give you product, to make sure I'm doing what you need and to make sure you have the money. My preferred method of communication is written, but phone is fine too. Email always works.

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