A lover of the written word, my heart lies in the eloquent phrasing of the 26 tools that comprise our alphabet to poetically express who I am and capture the imagination and heart of my read

"My name is Matthew Foster and I'd like to pitch my ability to play matchmaker to words that are needing a little help from their brethren to more adequately grab attention and make a bold statement. I feel I am a fit for your web copy needs because I specialize in just what your asking.

I like to think I have a knack for enthusiastically phrasing otherwise boring prose, and boast of a self-championed and eclectic yet elegant style that leaves an impression upon the reader of having been served a rather unique experience in sophisticated communications not found elsewhere.

My strengths lie in wanting to make a name for myself from the style in which I endeavor to deliver each and every piece I write, even this proposal written to reach inside of you and at the fiber of your being, affirm the choice is clear for your needs to be met and expectations shattered.
Alas, my weakness in its most noticeable and dreadfully nauseating stylistic shortcoming would be its tendency to come off rather pretentious and full of itself, which I admit can be somewhat of a experience killer. .

My name is Matthew Dylan Foster and I would love to have the opportunity to blow your socks off, roll your eyes wide - like depth of mind - blown wide open, no dessert, check please and thank you.

I write to move minds into emotion, responding physically to the impact my self-championed eloquence in phrasing can bring without advance warning. One moment your reading and everything is fine and welcoming, same words different phrasing, another day at the desk. Words written any way are words like any other. Expressing a message, not to be read into too deeply - when at its very core, thats what we should be doing more of.

Work Terms

I work around schedules, preferably late at night when the inspiration strikes. However, both my schedule and style are malleable to the moments need and the piece-in-creations directive. I tend to over do it. I write and get lost. Its better to lose weight than to walk around bare bones, barely visible - able to get attention only due to the nature of the disease of having left the reader wanting MORE.

I also highly appreciate any consideration taken in the nature of freelancing and the sometimes irregular and often broke like a flat tire means we work on. Help the piece achieve its status as perfected prose, and buy a struggling writer some smokes just because your awesome and appreciate the nature of the wordfare I wage. I bring a definition of mass reaction that you'll be glad you placed your bet with...

Last thing - I love to roam free and go where the words lead me however, if for any reason whats being produced isn't clicking on your metaverbical wavelength - just say so nicely. Starting over is easy - being underappreciated for the lengths I am going to go for you, and my work criticized negatively when unnecessary to do so only results in contempt and animosity. Positive and constructive words build bridges that can be utilized to cross the biggest of differences and divides.