Something different.

Look, I'm going to level with you here buddy, I ain't exactly the most qualified fish in the sea for the sushi platter. My experience is next to none as things currently stand and bar the English Language l'm not exactly the most intellectual person to grace the face of the earth.

School wasn't my strong point, but dabbling in the English vernacular is.

But what i'm willing to offer here has no immediate intrinsic value, neigh, what I'm offering here is naught but pure unbridled passion and potential.

I'm a man of the people, I have no qualms about anything controversial and i love to revel in discussion about topical news whilst always remaining open to a change of opinion.

I once wrote to the former president Barrack Obama demanding he send me a bag of books due to the negligence of his security staff at an event where he was addressing the Irish people in Dublin. They asked me to leave my schoolbag (containing all my notes for my final exams) at the security checkpoint. I returned from the speech only to find that there was no security checkpoint, only a pile of bags being ransacked by homeless people and delinquents alike.

Needless to say he did not oblige my demand.

So in summary, if you're in the market for a quirky no holds barred and slightly opinionated young man with a penchant for the English vernacular then please do hire me and i can guarantee everything will work out poppa bears porridge if you catch my drift.

Work Terms

I'll work all day every day.

I'll work for pubic hairs and pennies if it gets me a portfolio.

As for communication style my only gripe would be political correctness, i abhor it with a hatred i feel is unknown to most normal creatures.