I'll take you from a random deck from Cards Against Humanity to WOAH

Fist bump, hello!

I’m going to be frank with you. I write stuff out of nothing, inter alia.

To some, I’m a creative. To others, I’m a ‘space filler’. To some, I’m a ‘storydo-er’ and to others - I’m a kinda dictionary, paid for the sole purpose of removing their need to look up a word on Google. Most of the time I am met with two responses.

Either:

A) a blank stare or,

B) glazed eyeballs, followed by the comment: “er, what is that exactly?”

I’m a creative copywriter. I believe that every word matters. And, yes, less is more. I don’t do dull. I don’t do careful. I don’t do cheap. I don’t play it safe, and I certainly don’t bow down to the rules.

I'm a fancy-schmancy big gun. I just write. That’s all I wanted to say.Fist bump, hello!

I’m going to be frank with you. I write stuff out of nothing, inter alia.

To some, I’m a creative. To others, I’m a ‘space filler’. To some, I’m a ‘storydo-er’ and to others - I’m a kinda dictionary, paid for the sole purpose of removing their need to look up a word on Google. Most of the time I am met with two responses.

Either:

A) a blank stare or,

B) glazed eyeballs, followed by the comment: “er, what is that exactly?”

I’m a creative copywriter. I believe that every word matters. And, yes, less is more. I don’t do dull. I don’t do careful. I don’t do cheap. I don’t play it safe, and I certainly don’t bow down to the rules.

I'm a fancy-schmancy big gun. I just write. That’s all I wanted to say.Fist bump, hello!

I’m going to be frank with you. I write stuff out of nothing, inter alia.

To some, I’m a creative. To others, I’m a ‘space filler’. To some, I’m a ‘storydo-er’ and to others - I’m a kinda dictionary, paid for the sole purpose of removing their need to look up a word on Google. Most of the time I am met with two responses.

Either:

A) a blank stare or,

B) glazed eyeballs, followed by the comment: “er, what is that exactly?”

I’m a creative copywriter. I believe that every word matters.

Work Terms

Before we work together, don't think I’ll be naive enough to give you everything you want dirt cheap. I honestly don’t care that someone quoted you 25% of what I’m quoting. We’re going to agree on what’s to be done and at what price.

You either invest on the front end by hiring a competent copywriter, or you spend on the back end by hiring a bargain copywriter who costs you time and money without results.

It's your call.

Everything you need is at the bottom of this page. Are you ready to get down to the nitty-gritty?Before we work together, don't think I’ll be naive enough to give you everything you want dirt cheap. I honestly don’t care that someone quoted you 25% of what I’m quoting. We’re going to agree on what’s to be done and at what price.

You either invest on the front end by hiring a competent copywriter, or you spend on the back end by hiring a bargain copywriter who costs you time and money without results.

It's your call.

Everything you need is at the bottom of this page. Are you ready to get down to the nitty-gritty?Before we work together, don't think I’ll be naive enough to give you everything you want dirt cheap. I honestly don’t care that someone quoted you 25% of what I’m quoting. We’re going to agree on what’s to be done and at what price.

You either invest on the front end by hiring a competent copywriter, or you spend on the back end by hiring a bargain copywriter who costs you time and money without results.

It's your call.

Everything you need is at the bottom of this page. Are you ready to get down to the nitty-gritty?