Web Marketer, Writer, Editor, and benevolent misanthrope

I write professionally for a company that has all of my work under nondisclosure agreements and forbids me to be public about my freelancing and web galavanting. Therefore, I must keep my real identity secret, but to tide you over, here are a few tidbits:

- I'm 5'-9" and used to model for art classes at university. I've been told I'm gorgeous, but you will never get photos from me. Working with me is easier if my looks stay to your imagination.
- I grew up in Connecticut. My family bought a farm that they haven't work a day in their lives. I once collected fresh eggs from our chicken coup and made an omelette back in New York City an hour and a half later. I've never had fresher eggs.
- I can make a mean omelette. (You probably figured that out already.)

Work Terms

I work normal business hours. My bosses (bless their hearts) have no idea what I do all day, allowing me to double-book my time.