Frontend Code Wizardry and Backends with a Dash of Sarcasm – Building Dreams, Fixing Nightmares.
Hey there! I’m Sultan, a Full-Stack Developer Extraordinaire with over 6+ years of wrangling code into submission. I specialize in making tech magic happen with React, Node.js, NestJS, and more JavaScript than anyone should legally handle.
Experience? Oh, You Bet.
Built real-time communication platforms because who doesn’t want to chat endlessly with their coworkers?
Designed payment plans so smooth even your grandma could subscribe to that premium cat GIF service.
Integrated AI models to make apps look way smarter than they actually are. Spoiler: it was mostly me doing the thinking.
Debugged more “urgent” production issues than I care to admit (at least now I’m good at poker-faced Zoom calls).
What Makes Me Tick?
I thrive on coffee, bugs, sarcasm, and the occasional cycling adventure where I pretend I’m escaping all those unresolved bugs. (Don’t worry, I always go back and fix them. Usually.)
When I’m not coding or cycling like I’m in a Tour de France audition, you’ll find me tweaking UI elements until they shine or figuring out how to explain why “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”
Why Hire Me?
Because I can:
Turn chaos into clean, maintainable code (or at least make it look that way).
Write APIs faster than your coffee cools down.
Add just the right amount of sarcasm to make team meetings entertaining.
Let’s collaborate and create something amazing—just don’t ask me to debug your 10-year-old legacy code (unless there’s pizza involved).
Work Terms
payment on time, weekends for weekends:
Weekends Are Sacred:
Unless your app is planning to save the world (or is personally endorsed by Elon Musk), I’m off-duty on weekends. If it’s an emergency, double the rate might convince me to look at it.
Payments First, Drama Later:
50% upfront, no exceptions. I code, you pay—it’s a beautiful, drama-free relationship.
Remaining 50% upon project completion or after I deliver the masterpiece you’ve been dreaming of.
Late payments? There’s a special surcharge for that. I call it the “I’m Not a Charity” fee.
Communication:
I’m all for real-time communication (I built one, after all!), but keep it sane. Ping me during reasonable hours, and I’ll respond faster than your app loads.
Scope Creeps Beware:
If your “small tweak” turns into a mini-project, expect it to show up as a new line item on the invoice. I love my work, but I’m not running a free bug fix hotline.
Revisions:
2 rounds of revisions included. After that, it’s hourly billing territory.
Changing the scope midway? I’ll adapt, but my rate will too.
Cycling Hours:
If I’m cycling, I’m unavailable. Trust me, you don’t want your app built by a developer out of breath.
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