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My drug of choice is sarcasm.. however I don't use myself, I only supply it. I never fake it.

I am wearing my lesser denims. I can feel facts. Identity is immunity based on an improvised impersonation in your imagination.

Feelings can be diagnosed. That doesn't make them reel. Saying *I identify as* is the adult form of *I'm pretending to be*. We can all be imposters. No amount of belief can make something a fact. Don't make common sense controversial.

Not Familiar. Try it you'll like it.

🪓 Kansas City 🩸 CHIEFS

I can't write well and i'm awful at public speaking, I can't even speak clear English...but I text to speech my satirical observations. Sorry about my PMS (Pre Maniacal Satire)

Mix all of the colors of the LGBTQ÷P flag, what color do you get?

I too was a boy trapped inside a woman's body. Then I was born!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

All that matters is eternity ➕

God gave us two 👀 eyes 🌽 two ears 🌽 but only one m👄uth.

You can't lose what you never had..but what you never had is what you lose.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

You find it offensive? I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you. Why so serious❓️

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