I am not a Jack of all trades. I write fiction and creative non-fiction. That means I'm a great ghostwriter for that novel you yearn to tell. I'm a lousy guy for your sales pitch because your gadgets will never match what I can describe. I won't write SEO or landing pages. I tend to be funny or romantic or dark. I am, however, really good at taking your mangled text and making it grammatically correct, if split infinitives keep you up at night. I've travelled a lot, having now lived in five countries. I'm English. I currently live in Slovenia. I've written several novels and self-published them because a New-York Times bestselling author bought me a cup of coffee and told me that was the way to go! He didn't mention that I would have to become a salesman too. I'm not a salesman. I just happen to be good at writing and I want to do it with the minimum of fuss. They might sell well after I'm dead but I don't want to wait that long. So I'll write for you instead. No SEO. No 5000 words about your cryptocurrency. I have written young adult (which was very much enjoyed by old adults, apparently), sci-fi and existential urban fantasy detective romance medical, which is a tough category on Amazon but I managed to squeeze it in there. I have been a freelance medical illustrator for 30 years and while I'm illustrating body parts, I wish I was writing. So let me be creative on your behalf and we'll both be happy.